STORY IDEA #349: Read the book you idiot!

A new story idea every single day.

Ideas can be shit, detailed, loose, tight, scenario-based, character-based, or could just be a single line of dialogue which might later unfurl itself into a glorious tendril of butt-tickling wonder-magic … or something.

Stole this concept from @ryanklindsay.

Check out the previous ideas here.

#349: Book

A new book is out. It has no name, but it will solve all of your problems and make you a better person.  

The lives of everyone who reads it is improved exponentially, and eventually, they burst into light and leave the world to become the next stage of human evolution.

So you could have it all if you wanted, but you turn it away because, as you say, 'I'm not really much of a reader, thanks.' 

So you're doomed to spend life alone on the planet because you won't read a little book.

Read more you idiot! lol