STORY IDEA #337: Penis

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Stole this concept from @ryanklindsay.

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#337: Penis.


Okay this is a really funny/stupid idea for a gypsy curse story.

So a chauvinistic sorta Donald Trump guy pisses off a witch.

Penis, she says. You think everybody wants your penis...

Sure they do, he replies. What's not to like about it?

And then suddenly everyone in the world hungers for his penis. The longer they stay in his presence, the hungrier they get for it.


Eventually, he cottons on to why people are suddenly snatching for his bits and he runs away, and hides himself somewhere.
But then now he's on his own he starts to grow hungry too. He starts to look down at his junk and starts to bite at it.