STORY IDEA #257: Wardrobe

A new story idea every single day.

Ideas can be shit, detailed, loose, tight, scenario-based, character-based, or could just be a single line of dialogue which might later unfurl itself into a glorious tendril of butt-tickling wonder-magic … or something.

Stole this concept from @ryanklindsay.

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#257: Wardrobe

Anyone, I come into contact with and have any sort of confrontation with immediately turns into a piece of clothing. I get scared and stash them away in my wardrobe where I can't hear them anymore.
But then something happens and I have to go back in there, I have to start wearing these various items of clothes, and
i have to start having the confrontations I never wanted in the first place.