STORY IDEA #339: The Indecisive Butcher of Yorkshire

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#339: The Indecisive Butcher of Yorkshire

Let's think of a crime story.

A serial killer is on the loose. His trademark is that he can't settle on a trademark. You really don't know how he's going to do it.

For Detective Neville Turner he thinks it's obvious. All of the disparate killings are connected somehow but the rest of the department thinks it's tosh.
"No," Neville says. "We need to catch the Indecisive Butcher of Yorkshire.

STORY IDEA #338: The Hernia

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#338: The Hernia.


The curse makes your intestine come to life. For a long time it just wriggles around inside you (ew) until it eventually starts to try to escape. It perforates the intestinal wall and starts poking through your rib cage, groin, until it eventually pierces its way out of your skin and lives on the outside until it manages to separate itself from you.

STORY IDEA #337: Penis

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#337: Penis.

 

Okay this is a really funny/stupid idea for a gypsy curse story.

So a chauvinistic sorta Donald Trump guy pisses off a witch.

Penis, she says. You think everybody wants your penis...

Sure they do, he replies. What's not to like about it?

And then suddenly everyone in the world hungers for his penis. The longer they stay in his presence, the hungrier they get for it.

Seriously.

Eventually, he cottons on to why people are suddenly snatching for his bits and he runs away, and hides himself somewhere.
But then now he's on his own he starts to grow hungry too. He starts to look down at his junk and starts to bite at it.

  

STORY IDEA #336: What should he do?

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#336: A man can touch a baby and glimpse the scales of their life. He can see if the baby will do good or if it will do
bad in its coming lifetime.

He finds one that is destined to do bad things, seriously bad things. He will murder and rape and bring pain to many people.
What should he do?

STORY IDEA #335: They came for our toes

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#335: They came for our toes

Nobody knows where THEY came from, space, another dimension. But they look like garden gnomes. JUST like garden gnomes in little green hats.

But these aren't sweet.

These things like to hide beneath tables, beds, anywhere they can hide away and bide their time. That's when they'll run out and snap your toes right off your foot with great gnashing chomps.
Nobody knows why they only come for our toes but that's why anyway, that's why I sleep in a pair of steel toe capped boots.

STORY IDEA #334: Write me a love song .... again

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#334: Write me a love song… again.

An old man dies, wakes up and he's in the prime of his life, young again. He realises he can do it all again, or he can do something different with his life.
Soon he realises that all he wants to do is find his wife again, so he tries to make decisions that will lead him back to her, but as much as he tries he can't seem to work his way back to her.

STORY IDEA #333: Pup!

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#333: Pup!
You buy a new puppy and all seems well until it's just you and the pup and it starts whispering to you, telling you that your worthless and nobody likes you.

STORY IDEA #332: Babies

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Ideas can be shit, detailed, loose, tight, scenario-based, character-based, or could just be a single line of dialogue which might later unfurl itself into a glorious tendril of butt-tickling wonder-magic … or something.

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#332: Babies

Another
gypsy curse sorta idea

A woman who hates kids is given a curse that every baby who comes into contact with her will have an overwhelming urge, and demonic skill to do so.

Suddenly she's avoiding babies at all costs because she doesn't want them to jump all over her and gum her to death.